Shakespeare in its original 16th century accent
Things About Writing A Novel I Never Considered Until I Had To Write One:
- You like the penis, yes?
- Not when there’s tits directly above it.
au where will moves to the pairie with his dogs and wears sad long old lady dresses every day
OH, MICKEY! — a mix for mickey milkovich, the dirtiest white boy in america — [LISTEN]
guess what we’ve been doin’, daddy? we’ve been fucking! and i take it — he gives it to me good, and hard, and i fucking like it!
forgive me father for i have sinned
Scorpius Malfoy - Having inherited his mother’s assertiveness and his father’s sweet tooth, by the 7th year of Hogwarts Scorpius has almost finished his first book: “Sprinkles of Magic: Baking with Scorpius”. The hardest part was avoiding the word “eating”, as to not remind the readers of his father’s and grandfather’s unfortunate affiliation. “Baking is like Potions,” young Malfoy commented at the latest meeting of the Slug Club. “Only the ingredients smell way better. No offence, Professor.”
YA Lit’ Meme - [1/10] Books, The Montmaray Journals by Michelle Cooper
but it is a glorious morning at Montmaray.